The 9/11 Fish Head Flu Pandemic.

Dog Poet Transmitting…….

With all of the press hoopla about the H1N1 flu an even bigger epidemic is being overlooked and that is the 9/11 flu. Deaths from the 9/11 flu have gone over a million in the last eight years while H1N1 remains a piker by comparison.

The 9/11 virus is a mutation of the Zio-Flu virus which killed tens of millions in the former Soviet Republics and has recently been responsible for over a million deaths in the countries of Iraq and Afghanistan. Millions more are homeless and living in camps. The 9/11 Flu attacks the brain centers of western leaders and compels them to horrific mass murder against innocent life forms who are made to appear to be dangerous, radical cells due to counterfeit cell markers. This flu not only attacks the reasoning centers of western leaders but a symbiotic associate of the flu also attacks their communication centers as well. It devours the medium of speech and replaces it with its own body.

When the original 9/11 flu appeared, coincidentally on 9/11/2001, a bizarre anomaly attended it. Suddenly, almost overnight, the majority of western leaders were replaced by fish creatures that appeared to be human but behaved exactly like fish. They began to swim in schools. They displayed a propensity for moving about with their mouths open and swallowing hooks. The tongue replicant parasite seemed to come out of nowhere shortly after western leaders were replaced by fish.

As a result of this phenomenon, whenever a government official opens its mouth the parasite speaks for it. Other viruses have been attended by dangerous associates in the past, most notably the HIV virus but the 9/11 Flu is proving itself to be more complex and more dangerous by far.

In the early stages of infection by the 9/11 virus the reasoning center is attacked and the most absurd conditions and events begin to appear to be normal. Large buildings can suddenly collapse at free fall into their own footprints and nothing seems strange about it at all. Just as the communication parasite replaces the original organ of speech, reality is replaced with impossible fantasy and the transition is undetected in the host organism. In one case, a skyscraper was reported to have collapsed 20 minutes before it actually happened. Then it did fall even though it wasn’t hit by anything and yet it fell to the earth exactly as would a structure undergoing controlled demolition. Observe this video where you can actually see the windows blowing out and note the smooth and inexplicable descent. Those under the influence of the 9/11 virus vehemently maintain that this building was brought down by fires that had already been extinguished.

No rational or reasonable mind could come to any other conclusion except that a controlled demolition took place. It is certain that many world leaders noted this but when they opened their mouths to speak the parasite spoke instead. We can’t know what actually was taking place in the minds of the bipedal fish as they witnessed this event and then made to comment on it. One must remember that fish are not very smart at all and unless the building was a worm dangling on a hook they might not even register it. Many did observe how they stood around with their mouths open.

Another unusual side effect of the virus is a film that slowly covers the fish eyes of those affected. The properties of the film are not known at this time because research into the causes and symptoms of 9/11 Flu have been halted by government decree.

Just as any other disease has a basic demographic, the 9/11 Flu seems to target specific groups and individuals. Politicians, bankers and corporate leaders are in the principal high risk category along with journalists, newscasters and academics. It has also shown a propensity to attack military personnel, scientists and technicians as well as law enforcement leadership. There is an especially nasty mutation that occurs whenever the 9/11 virus encounters the Jesus Virus and this results in various forms of delirium and auto-erotic sexual activity where those infected see visions of another world and experience a painful tumescence which is only dissipated through aggressive, collective frottage in places of worship.

Large sections of the public whose IQ’s fall below the 100 mark also seem to be especially susceptible to the disease.

With the passage of time and the tireless efforts of certain researchers proven to be immune to the virus, conclusive evidence tying 9/11 Flu to Zio-Flu has surfaced and is now considered incontrovertible. As the association between Zio-Flu and 9/11 Flu has become irrefutable, new laws have been passed making any discussion of the matter a criminal offense.

In government offices and media complexes around the country it is now official policy for armed guards to check the mouth-holes of employees to see if the tongue parasite is present. Those who cannot display the parasite are not admitted past the checkpoints.

An underground movement of concerned citizens, who have not been turned into fish, has spawned in actual and virtual communities around the globe and their investigations have revealed new and alarming trends. Studies have shown that what is being called the 9/11 Flu is about to mutate into a new and more virulent strain in high population centers which have remained unidentified so far. Researchers are looking for signs of sudden migration by Zio-flu-infected life-forms as an indication of an outbreak in that location.

Areas where there are reports of Bin Laden sightings and/or the arrests of Muslims suffering from laboratory induced schizophrenia are also high on the list of possible hot spots.

Lately intrepid researchers have discovered a connection between Fiat Currency Flu, Zio-Flu and 9/11 Flu. As one wag put it, “I’d hate to be in the neighborhood if these three get involved in a gangbang.” One scientist said that the Currency flu appears to be a genetic controlling agent which triggers a denial phase in the composition of the 9/11 complex. The Currency Flu advances and withdraws at great speeds and causes those suffering from 9/11 Flu to experience panic attacks affecting the ‘fight or flight’ response system.

The difficulty in treating this pandemic is best illustrated in the fact that Zio-Flu has compromised all of the important systems in the operations center of the afflicted. This causes those infected with 9/11 Flu to engage in self-mutilation as well as unpredictable assaults on their associates. Those so affected begin to exhibit a complete loss of self-respect and to engage in spontaneous displays of public humiliation without being aware of it.

So far there seems to be no cure for any of these viruses and the implication that they are directly connected to each other provides a grim prognosis for the future/ Those who are suffering are warned to avoid television, radio and newspapers and not to see any holocaust films under any circumstances as this has the result of accommodating the host body to Zio-Flu which immediately prepares the organism for 9/11-Flu.

It is the author’s sincere hope that a cure will soon be found for all of these conditions but the only successful treatment so far has been constant exposure to alternative news sites and regular visits to blogs such as the one you are reading. The biggest problem can be most clearly expressed in an analogy. During one of the terms of President Reagan, the president declared that most of the people in mental institutions did not need to be there and that they needed only to take their medication in order to function in normal society. Unfortunately, people who are mentally ill are not inclined to take their medication so that didn’t work out at all. This was the genesis of present day homelessness.

Tomorrow is 9/11. For those of us who are white blood cells in a dangerously ill organism let me wish all of you the will and the heart to fight the good fight. It’s not whether we win or lose that is most important (although it truly is important). What is most important is that we fought at all, even for the fish.

End Transmission…….(Ahrooooooooooooooooo!)

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1 Comment

  1. Ώ¥¿ said,

    September 10, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Why should I trouble my mind with those bad things I’m busy texting myself on twatter and reading the Daily ME.

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